👇 #MilkAndMoneyTour tix
👑 Always Be My #WCW ❤️
Holy shit Bowen Yang a.k.a @fayedunaway is joining the cast of SNL!!!!! He’s so fucking funny and makes me and my husband laugh until it hurts. My body is ready Bowen. Congrats!!!!! We are so excited and happy and proud 🎉🎈🍾🎊 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
The presale has begun for my book tour stop in SAN FRANCISCO! The legendary @WKamauBell will be moderating an on stage conversation with yours truly. Reminder: this is NOT a stand up show. Link to tix in bio 👆👆👆 Use presale code: GIRLS
Pre-sale has begun for my book tour stop in NYC. The fabulous @michellebuteau will be moderating an on stage conversation with yours truly👯♀️. I haven’t seen her since the premiere of #AlwaysBeMyMaybe so her and I got a lot of shit to talk about! Reminder: this is NOT a stand up show. Link in bio for tix 👆👆👆
My book “Dear Girls” comes out 4 weeks from today! I will be coming to NYC and San Francisco as part of my book tour. @michellebuteau will be joining me for an on stage conversation in NYC and @wkamaubell will moderate in San Francisco. Pre-sale begins tomorrow at 10am local time. Link in bio to pre-order the book! 👆👆👆
I might’ve eaten an edible right after I got offstage #MilkAndMoneyTour
Come hang out at “Ali’s House”! There are still a few tix left for tonight’s late show. The rest are SOLD OUT. Link in bio to purchase. #MilkAndMoneyTour
Thanks for coming to the show @americaferrera 😘😘😘😘😘 #MilkAndMoneyTour
#tbt The Womb Raider
Thanks Las Vegas that was so fun!!! Next stop: LOS ANGELES 🙏😎🙌 I’m doing 13 shows at The Wiltern. All of them are sold out, but there are a few tix left for this Sunday’s late show. Link to tix in bio👆👆👆#MilkAndMoneyTour
Is it obvious that I’m going through a mid-life crisis?
#fbf Bay Area 90s high schoolers. Where the MAC spice lip liner and Dickies at? 🎧 Blow the whistle, doo doo doo doooo!!! 🎶 ❤️ @samtraina ❤️
❤️ Photo by @candytman
The freshest dad 😎 @humberto ❤️
Thanks for 4 great shows Chicago 🙏🙏🙏 Next stop: LAS VEGAS!!! August 31-Sept 1. Link to tix in bio 👆👆👆 #MilkAndMoneyTour
CHICAGO! See you this weekend. Where should I eat?! Please no fancy places where you pay $3000 for a rosemary buffalo fart. Looking for good Asian food. Few tix left for the Saturday late show. Link to tix in bio 👆👆👆#FourShows #ChicagoTheatre
When you take the pregnancy test and you’re not pregnant
Mommy can’t move because she’s a human lounge chair and is acting happy about it when really she has to pee VERY BADLY
LOS ANGELES! I can’t believe it but we are now adding a 13th show at The Wiltern. Pre-sale begins at 10am. Link to tix and code in bio 👆👆👆 #MilkAndMoneyTour
Đẹp row - @noreylee
Vancouver - thanks for all the great shows. Next stop: CHICAGO! Due to overwhelming demand we’ve added a fourth show at The Chicago Theatre. Link to tix in bio 👆👆👆#MilkAndMoneyTour
Holy shit holy shit HOLY SHIT Property Brother @mrdrewscott came to the show tonight and his arm is a long ass human selfie stick and he is a delightful man in person!
Flying with kids is extremely easy and refreshing. Especially when they both just want to sit with Mommy, while Daddy is free to eat BBQ sliders and watch Veep. #MilkAndMoneyTour #SeeUTonightSeattle
“Stupid, beautiful, talented Padma Lakshmi” I owed her big time for letting us photoshop her into #AlwaysBeMyMaybe as Daniel Dae Kim’s side piece.
This picture of my husband makes me hot and bothered. #TrapHisAss 🐬👀💦💦💦💦💦
Voicing Bertie has been such an honor and delight. I loved working with @tiffanyhaddish @steveyeun and of course @lisadraws who is the brilliant creator and showrunner of @tucaandbertie ❤️ This show takes some time to get into but it’s worth it! We still don’t know if there’s going to be a season 2, and I really hope there will be🤞
Living my Bestia life.
♥️ @jeffstaple ✊