👇 My first book #DearGirls and other info 👇
Happy Birthday to my beautiful 🐬 @jhakuta Can’t wait to see you shine in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 3! 🎂🥳🎉
I ❤️ @michellebuteau and her video messages to me so much.
Yesterday I took out my top knot and a moth flew out of my hair and then I screamed and knocked over a glass of tequila and it shattered all over the floor and I spent about 2 hours cleaning up all the shards and was on my hands and knees with a headlamp looking for any missed pieces and ended up getting cuts on my hands and knees and then I decided it was time to finally shampoo.
😭❤️ @davidchoe 🙏💝
Happy Mother’s Day!
Always Be My Musubi
I SLIME YOU! Once upon a time I traveled all around the world to tell jokes. Now I make flubber soap with my kids hoping it will entertain them for at least 30 min before we go right back to watching Frozen 2 for the 10,000th time. Just mix: 1/2 cup corn starch 1/4 cup liquid hand or body soap 3 tbsp vegetable oil A couple drops of soap coloring
🎵‘Cause you’ve got that Dole Whip Appeal 🎶 🍍🍦
Ready for that zoom call!
One of the more compelling things I’ve prioritized over washing my hair and wiping the rice/glitter/goldfish off the bottom of my feet: “On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous” by @ocean_vuong ❤️ ❤️❤️ It blew me away
I’VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL
My dear friend @seguratom has a brand new special that just dropped last night. He’s one of the absolute best stand up comics, truly the real deal and such a great human being.
My hair: “I miss shampoo and water.” Me: “Tomorrow, I promise.” My hair: “You’ve been saying that everyday for the past 10 days.”
My rescheduled New York and Washington DC dates. Will post the rescheduled Boston shows soon. Thank you everyone for your patience and understanding. Please stay safe ❤️
Attention SAN ANTONIO and NEW ORLEANS. I’m very sorry to have to postpone but it’s necessary in these times. More updates about my April shows coming soon. Please stay safe everyone.
Have you read #DearGirls yet?
The presale has begun for a 9th NEW YORK show at The Beacon and a 6th show in TORONTO. Go to www.aliwong.com for tix and use presale code COBRA or click on the link in bio ⬆️⬆️⬆️ #MilkAndMoneyTour
NEW YORK! We are adding a 9th show at The Beacon. Also, a 14th and final show at The Wiltern in Los Angeles, and a 6th show in TORONTO. The presale begins tomorrow at 10am local time. And I’ll see you this Saturday RIVERSIDE, CA! Tix to all #MilkAndMoneyTour shows at www.aliwong.com or use link in bio ⬆️⬆️⬆️
Please remember to mail your absentee ballot or go vote in person!