Pls watch. Pls share. #blacklivesmatter
Research found that cats like @pancakesbenson can actually understand humans but they just genuinely don’t care lol. I bet my Pancakes would be able to keep a man....... 🙄
But that stimulus check tho....? 🕺🏼Since that’s not taxable income so party onnn but be aware that your unemployment income IS n WILL get taxed at the end of the year. Lol did I just speak accounting rn? Did all the boys go soft? My bad....
I read that crying between 7pm-10pm can help you lose weight which how I’ve been staying so fit so............... not sad, just exercising. 😐👍🏻
Plot twist: Pikachu put molly in that fruity drank n is about to F sh***t up.
Literally just did an ab workout and I don’t have abs.... I’m sick of all the lies man 😩 ( @andrearussett )
Love that journey for me.... 😳 tnx corona
There’s a fine line between funny and being mean and it’s called sarcasm : )
Just because I shop a lot doesn’t mean I’m rich, I just spend my money really poorly lol lemme spend urs im running out 🤡
2020 is cancelled y’all 😔 ( @xanaxsmoothies )
My sister 😏 jk.... tag ur sibling to start an argument.
Where are all my couples that are quarantining together at??? Y’all been real quite lately.... busy taking notes from Carole Baskin n Gone Girl?
I sure do! That sandwich is called dick and it’s my ex’s 🤪🤟🏻tag urs
She passed the vibe check and the quarantine self isolation bored in the house n in the house bored what day is it lolololo check. ( @midowning )
Nah come over n let’s take a nap xoxo your lazy homebody bff : )
SICKKKK really excited for this lol but bold of you to assume I’ll still have friends by then lol. ( @sluttypuffin )
Hello darkness my old friend........... I’m in debt lol 👠👙👖👒👛👑
You wanna tell me some people start the day before 3pm? Lol okay....... ( @sluttypuffin )
That’s also me and my exes when they ever need anything from me. 👸🏼
Summer is officially cancelled due to my eating habits during quarantine, winter, it’s your time to shine.